The Diagram:
The combination of a typed note and a diagram, a very thought out diagram, probably indicates that you have pissed someone off. Exhibit A (see image below). However, as crazy as this note may be, at least there is a helpful diagram showing the driver exactly how to get it right for the next time.

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Too Tired To Tow:
When the yawns start to kick in, all you can do/think about is sleep. He may be a terrible parker, but today, he’s also a lucky parker.

Terrible But Lucky Parker