Sir, Your Car Alarm:
Getting one note is bad enough, but getting two notes, well yea that’s double bad. The alarm is not only bothersome to the community, but it’s also considered “noise pollution.”

Sir, Your Car Alarm
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The Parking Pig:
Comparing a person to a pig? Well, that isn’t very nice or relevant to the situation. On another note, this guy just landed himself a new nickname, “The Parking Pig.” Don’t forget to always look at the bright side of things.

The Parking Pig